So this gal and I are heading back to my place after a night out, things have gone quite well and looking to get better. Just as I grab my keys to unlock the door to my townhouse she says to me:
You know I can tell what kind of lover you are by how you unlock and open the door.
Hows that? I ask.

Well if you jam the key in and slam it open, thats not so good. But I don't' want to see fumble around with the key, and have trouble opening the door either.
No problem baby, I said, Its smooth and easy every time!!!
How is that? she asked.

Well the first thing I always do is lick the lock.