
faking it

whatever you say

I"m laughing at you not with you

My flies open

my flies open

I spilled my Jameson

I spilled beer on my Jameson

I need to take a ****

why did I forget to buy toilet paper

did he just say what I think he did?

theres a beer

whats up your ass

I drank the last beer take this instead?

aliens did it

I'm not high

I love x-mas light so much I wanted to become one

I'm all outta beer

cool cool

what I would do if the lights were out

**** that was light beer

you brought me more beer

I love beer

one for me and one for me

they stopped selling beer

what you've never had a beer

why am I still writing

do I have something in my teeth

don't touch me there

you touched me there any way

I'm all done writing now