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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 52 | |
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Speaking of NEVER getting picked up ...
Gotta bolt kidds .. take care .. when in doubt ??? havea beer 
Later  
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dear diary...........cheese burger extra pickles is now sitting on my desk
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Corned kosher beef with extra pickles n saur kraut. Mmmmmmmm
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Kim Chee, Tom Kha Kai and Spicy Whole Fish
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Dear diary.....the funny thing about the internet.........
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! 
<-----throws cloudy in the lake
<-------licks oc's ear 
<------kicks over chevys bike
<-------shaves bikers head bald
<-----plays frisbee with slowhand!!!! 
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<------forces catch to wear a dress and does her hair in a huge beehive!!!
<-------sprays purple with green silly string!!!
<-----forces scotty to drink another texas mickey of tequila!!!
Oh this is fun!!! Good clean fun!!!!
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<----makes fanta wear a tutu on his date
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!
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<------clings onto the ceiling with poisen darts and chinese throwing stars and awaits the NEXT victim!!
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Farts in the room and leaves
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<---locks all the doors so war cant get out and forces him to smell his own farts!!!
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Does a dutch oven on Gypsy
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<-----grabs burka and leaps into the air with a chinese fighting sword and cuts off wars butt!!!
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That does it!
TITTY TWISTER!!!!!! |
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<-----turns into a chinese fighting mouse and runs into her hole in the wall!!!
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Dear Diary
I'm getting my haircut today |
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I told you I was busy!!!
 and dont get no stupid buzz cut either!!!
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I told you I was busy!!! and dont get no stupid buzz cut either!!!
I'm not getting a buzz cut
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<------forces war to sweat to the "Oldies"
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ohhhhhhhhhh what kinda cut??? a caesar? short back and sides? frodo? perm fro? what?
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I forgot my lunch today
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