So I'm having lunch with my mother and daughter a last week and my daughter(Emily) starts talking about how she wants to change her name to Melody. She wants Melody cuz it's Ariel's daughter off of little mermaid 2.
I tell her... I've always wanted an Emily, so you change your name and I'll have another lil girl, and she'll be my lil Emmy (thinking this would make her jealous and wanna keep her name)
She tells me- " You can't do that Mom... what are ya gonna do?? WISH yourself pregnant??" I almost spit out my drink

yes there honesty is killer

how old is she?

10

wow an she knows that stuff already....very smart lil one u have

sounds like something mine would say

Well, wouldja? (wish yourself pg if you could)

lol I got played by a 4th grader

not a chance

mine told me about 6 months ago to get married again so I can make her a baby brother or sister....

Way to smart for a child

OMG Sounds like my little girl a bit. And I seriously don't remember being that way when I was a kid.

Oh she's very unhappy with me for my lack of giving her siblings

I would have died,what did you say?

I was speechless for a lil bit there and then I told her to mind her business