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'True Friendship'
Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. 'Because you're my friend!' Friendship is like Peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, But only you can Feel the true warmth. Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh! |
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'True Friendship' Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. 'Because you're my friend!' Friendship is like Peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, But only you can Feel the true warmth. Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh! Nice (((((Kristi)))) but hey do me a favor and use small words all the time ok lol |
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ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs heheheheh
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ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs heheheheh You know me!!! |
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i love it
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Ain't it good to know, you got a friend, as my buddy James Taylor would say.
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Hey gotto love a good friendship!!
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lol Kristi, heres one i got from a friend in high school... "when i die and go to heaven I'll write your name on star # 7 If you're not there on judgment day, I'll know you went the other way, And just to prove my friendship true I will go to hell with you" |
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lol Kristi, heres one i got from a friend in high school... "when i die and go to heaven I'll write your name on star # 7 If you're not there on judgment day, I'll know you went the other way, And just to prove my friendship true I will go to hell with you" Hummm that is a true friendship lol |
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Love it
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i like it !
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Awww one to add a friend it one that will get you out of jail but... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun. lol
Read that one on another list awhile back lol |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,,
A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's |
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When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
Hey Denise!! Love ya |
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When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's |
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When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it? |
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When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the Ear,, Ohhhhhhhhhhh my fav part,, |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,, A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))) Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao |
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When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with. Hey Denise!! Love ya Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. Hugs & Kiss's I got one chocolate ear left. Want it? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the boys are going to get you for that better wipe off the chocolate from your beard lmao |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,, A friend would lend you an umbrella. But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN! Love you,,, Happy Easter John & Little Man send there Love and Kiss's ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))) Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao So true so true,,, Happy Easter ((( Puddin Cup )))) |
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