Topic: 'True Friendship'
TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:00 PM
'True Friendship'
Enough of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
That always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises
That actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy
Little smiley faces on this card -

Just the stone cold truth
Of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will
Help you get drunk and plot revenge
Against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will
Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will
Know you are plotting something
That I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will
Rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will
Tell you horrible stories about
How much worse it could be,
Until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will
Use little words.

7. When you are sick -- I will
Tell you to stay the hell away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will
Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask.
'Because you're my friend!'


Friendship is like
Peeing your pants:
Everyone can see it,
But only you can
Feel the true warmth.


Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh!bigsmile

no photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:02 PM

'True Friendship'
Enough of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
That always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises
That actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy
Little smiley faces on this card -

Just the stone cold truth
Of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will
Help you get drunk and plot revenge
Against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will
Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will
Know you are plotting something
That I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will
Rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will
Tell you horrible stories about
How much worse it could be,
Until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will
Use little words.

7. When you are sick -- I will
Tell you to stay the hell away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will
Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask.
'Because you're my friend!'


Friendship is like
Peeing your pants:
Everyone can see it,
But only you can
Feel the true warmth.


Ain't friendship the bomb heheheh!bigsmile

laugh laugh laugh laugh
Nice
(((((Kristi))))
but hey do me a favor and use small words all the time ok
lol
flowerforyou flowerforyou

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM
ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs hehehehehlaugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:

no photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM

ohhh hell I do and you still have problems shshshhshshs hehehehehlaugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
You know me!!!
laugh laugh laugh

johncarl's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:04 PM
i love it:wink:

yashafox_F4X1's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:10 PM
Ain't it good to know, you got a friend, as my buddy James Taylor would say.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:14 PM
Hey gotto love a good friendship!!bigsmile

markecephus's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:24 PM

lol Kristi,

heres one i got from a friend in high school...

"when i die and go to heaven
I'll write your name on star # 7
If you're not there on judgment day,
I'll know you went the other way,
And just to prove
my friendship true
I will go to hell with you"


TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:26 PM


lol Kristi,

heres one i got from a friend in high school...

"when i die and go to heaven
I'll write your name on star # 7
If you're not there on judgment day,
I'll know you went the other way,
And just to prove
my friendship true
I will go to hell with you"




Hummm that is a true friendship lolbigsmile

Danette_Giavanna's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:41 PM
Love it bigsmile

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/23/08 04:44 PM
i like it !flowerforyou

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:15 PM
Awww one to add a friend it one that will get you out of jail but... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun. lol


Read that one on another list awhile back lolbigsmile

LAMom's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:25 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,,
laugh :heart:
A friend would lend you an umbrella.
But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN!

Love you,,, Happy Easter :heart: flowerforyou

John & Little Man send there Love smooched and Kiss's

BigGlenn's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:28 PM
When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
devil

Hey Denise!!
Love ya

LAMom's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:33 PM

When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
devil

Hey Denise!!
Love ya


Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. :wink: bigsmile

Hugs & Kiss's
smooched flowerforyou

BigGlenn's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:34 PM


When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
devil

Hey Denise!!
Love ya


Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. :wink: bigsmile

Hugs & Kiss's
smooched flowerforyou

I got one chocolate ear left. Want it?

LAMom's photo
Sun 03/23/08 05:35 PM



When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
devil

Hey Denise!!
Love ya


Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. :wink: bigsmile

Hugs & Kiss's
smooched flowerforyou

I got one chocolate ear left. Want it?



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the Ear,, Ohhhhhhhhhhh my fav part,, bigsmile

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 06:28 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,,
laugh :heart:
A friend would lend you an umbrella.
But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN!

Love you,,, Happy Easter :heart: flowerforyou

John & Little Man send there Love smooched and Kiss's




bigsmile :heart: ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))):heart:bigsmile

Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/23/08 06:30 PM



When you cry on my shoulder about that guy who disrespects you, I'll get you drunk and do you til you forget about that half a fag you been with.
devil

Hey Denise!!
Love ya


Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Gorgeous,,, Happy Easter to you and the Boys,, Me thinks you've been sneaking some chocolate from there baskets.,. :wink: bigsmile

Hugs & Kiss's
smooched flowerforyou

I got one chocolate ear left. Want it?



Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the boys are going to get you for that better wipe off the chocolate from your beard lmao laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:

LAMom's photo
Sun 03/23/08 06:35 PM


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh (((( Puddin Cup )))) You forgot one,,,
laugh :heart:
A friend would lend you an umbrella.
But a bestfriend would take yours and say: RUN ***** RUN!

Love you,,, Happy Easter :heart: flowerforyou

John & Little Man send there Love smooched and Kiss's




bigsmile :heart: ((((((((((Buttercup)))))))))))):heart:bigsmile

Heheheheh a true friend would run in the rain with you laughing at your bad hair day lmao laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


So true so true,,, Happy Easter ((( Puddin Cup )))) bigsmile :heart: