My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of
his life in a
nursing home. One day he appeared to be very
sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My
Private Part died today,
and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace,
please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he
met Nurse Tracy.

Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be
walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside
your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I
told you yesterday that
my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your
pajamas?"

(You gotta love this .)



Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

NO WAY!!! Sicko!!