I don't have any friends

Then make some

i pay mine 50 bucks a month

Mine all seem to be terminally married. Is there a telethon for that?

Maybe tie money around your neck. It works for me in the strip club

"How many of us have them".. ( Old song,excuse me)

Not all of yours are married Lex, some of your friends are "stalkers," but I know what you mean.

We could start a telethon. Guess we could have them call
1-KISS-MY-GRITS to make their pledges.


Gee. Fak, where do I sign up?? I will e-mail you my address for the $50,

Understanding the "Art of Making Friends" is rare these days. When I moved away from my hometown for good a few years ago it was hard to start over and face making new friends. One thing I remembered was the old saying, "To have a friend, you must first be one." I set out to meet new people and offer a true hand of friendship to those I felt I could build a lasting relationship with. It takes time Photographynut, but it's really worth it! I adore my girlfriends, who are more like sisters to me, and have learned alot from my male friends too. Each of them enrich my life and challenge me to "be all I can be."

Don't give up, girl! True friends are a rare and wonderful thing!

Sorry for joking around.

The best way to make friends on here is to join in the forums and the people will get to know you and your personality. You will make friends quickly that way. You are still new on here and it takes a bit, but once you get yourself known in the forums, it won't take long at all to make friends.

There are a lot of good people on here.

Welcome to the site. Take care.

Keepingthefaith - good advice.

Yeah, me neither. I use my workmates and JSH folks as substitutes. My dawg and my cat love me, if nobody else. And, I'm working on the rest of it.

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