A woman urgently needed a few days off from the office, but knew the Boss would not allow her to take a leave.

She thought that maybe if she acted "CRAZY" then he would tell her to take a few days off. So she hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

A blonde coworker asked her what I was doing. She told the blonde that she was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think she was "CRAZY" and give her a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"

She told him she was a light bulb.

The Boss said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

The woman jumped down and walked out of the office. When the blonde followed her, the Boss said, "And where do you think you're going?"

The blonde said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Hm, you post a lot.

that was a good one