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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 50 | |
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I gots the flu..
sniffle sniffle  
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MAKE IT A VEX.....STRAABERRY ORANGE BANANA COOLIE!!!
 
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dang I forgot about that scuba
going ot my corner now |
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<-----hands purple some kleenex
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flu???? did you projectile vomit yet on the wall??? ITS NOT THE FLU UNTIL PROJECTILE VOMIT IS INVOLVED@!@!!!
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dang I forgot about that scuba going ot my corner now
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stuffs some kleenex up each nostril........
thankx
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flu???? did you projectile vomit yet on the wall??? ITS NOT THE FLU UNTIL PROJECTILE VOMIT IS INVOLVED@!@!!!
I have the BOOGERS.....an it gets vewry vewry seaty an it huarts
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Dear diary......... I lit 2 smokes again!!!
 
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Dear diary......... I lit 2 smokes again!!!
1 for each lung? |
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boogers is not the flu.........I wanna see projectile vomiting and diarrhea involved!!! You have a cold!!!
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boogers boogers boogers
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Dear diary......... I lit 2 smokes again!!!
1 for each lung?
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sticks a tampon in each nostril......
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I just found this
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, Honey?" "Mommy, where's my booger?" |
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hey if I tie em together I can make lil mini numbchucks !!
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<------sticks a maxi pad on purples forehead.......
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I just found this
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, Honey?" "Mommy, where's my booger?"
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hey if I tie em together I can make lil mini numbchucks !!
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