So there's this woman
and she can't figure out why
she can't get laid and can't
find a man to stick around.

She decided to visit and old
chinese doctor. The woman asked
the doctor why she couldn't find
a man to stick around and couldn't
ever get laid. this chinese doctor
said this;

Ok, I wan you to craw reery, reery
fas to dat wall...
so the woman does this and then says O.K.
what now...

The Chinese doctor says
Now craw reery, reery fas back to me.
So the woman does this and the dotor say's

I know wat wrong wit you
well? what? asks the woman...

You have Ed Zackary disease says
the Chinese doctor

WHAT IS THAT!!!

asks the woman...

OHHHHH...Dat wen you face looka
Ed Zackary wike youua
ass!

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