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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 03/20/08 11:25 AM
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Jack was walking through downtown New York with two beautiful women at his side when he comes across a market stand called 'Peaches of 1000 Flavours.'
He says to himself "Peaches of 1000 flavours?" There's only one f*cking peach flavour and that's peach." So he walks up to this guy who was working the stand. He says to Jack "Hello I am Habib. What flavour would you like? Jack says "Look Habib theres only one peach flavour and that's peach. Let's go girls this is stupid." "Wait," says Habib. "Just pick a flavour." Jack says, mockingly, "Fine f*cking peanut butter and jelly flavour!". Habib says, "I will be right back." Habib goes to the back of his shanti and brings this peach. "Try it." He says. So Jack takes a bite out of it and holy f*cking sh!t it tastes like peanut butter! "Wait? What about the jelly Habib? "Turn it...around," he replies. So Jack turns it around and gives it a bite. "Holy crap" Says Jack. "It tastes like jelly...this is f*cking crazy! Girls let's go!"Wait. Pick one more flavour, so I can make you a believer." Says Habib. "Uuuh....uh. I'm nervous." Says Jack. Jack says the first thing that comes into his mind. He looks craftily at the girls and says. "Fine. P*ssy." "I will be right back," Says Habib. He goes back to his shack and brings out this peach. Jack says "No f*cking way.You have to be joking!" Habib says, Try it and see." So Jack picks it up look at the girls, then take a bite out of it. He spits all of it out in disgust and says "This f*cking tastes like sh!t Habib!" Habib replies, "Turn it around!"  
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