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you know your a alcoholic when you put kitty litter in your cats food dish... no lie my neighbor down the hall did this and couldnt figure out why he wouldnt eat
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Or when you come home with a pocketfull of bottlecaps while your change still sits on the bar...
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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. |
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you pee in the closet thinking its the restroom
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or when
the guy you wake up next to wasnt the same one you left the bar with the night before |
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When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. lol |
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you wake up wearing nothing but a dog collar chained to your neighbors tree...
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you wake up wearing nothing but a dog collar chained to your neighbors tree... |
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when you wake up in a chiken coup and wonder why all the chicken are walking funny
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when you wake up in a chiken coup and wonder why all the chicken are walking funny LOL |
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you wake up wearing nothing but a dog collar chained to your neighbors tree... oohh i wanna see pictures |
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when you wake up in a chiken coup and wonder why all the chicken are walking funny |
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you know your an alcoholic when you theme song is .. theend by the doors
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or when
u wake up naked on a small hill that turns out to be the large woman u took home the night before |
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or when u wake up naked on a small hill that turns out to be the large woman u took home the night before and you loved every minute of it too |
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