Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her
husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly
broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to
inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on
a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your
left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

good one clifford

ur on a roll cliff

lmao another good one

thats great!! old people who have been together that long tend to pass very close to each other....that just happended to a friend on mine. Her mom passed on presidents day, her dad one week later. There wasnt a thing wrong with him.