no cake - goofing off time
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One day while sitting in class
A young man's eye caught a pretty lass
As they were going out the door
she dropped her pencil on the floor
Of course he bent over to pick it up
Then his jeans gave a mighty rip
The pretty young lady bit her lips
As he tried not to show his privates

It was then he realized
that he had become oversized
Big whoppers and chocolate shakes
did not a handsome man make
So should you become oversized
it should come as no surprise
that though your mama likes to bake
You should stay away from the cake

That's so funny!