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| Topic: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? | |
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1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 7. It's best to have a soft place to land. 8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it. 9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them. 10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time. 11. Once you learn, you never forget how. 12. If you fall off get right back on. 13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up. 14. Remember to signal before you change direction. 15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip. 16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat. 17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way. 18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.  
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lovely lovely.... that reminds me... i need to go riding!
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heh, i liked number 16
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lovely lovely.... that reminds me... i need to go riding!
I'll be your bicycle..... 
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lovely lovely.... that reminds me... i need to go riding!
I'll be your bicycle.....
you might not like it... i ride hard and fast through rugged country and sometimes i end up in a puddle!  
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lovely lovely.... that reminds me... i need to go riding!
I'll be your bicycle.....
you might not like it... i ride hard and fast through rugged country and sometimes i end up in a puddle!
hopefully, noone gets a flat. that kind of riding can be hard on tires |
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lovely lovely.... that reminds me... i need to go riding!
I'll be your bicycle.....
you might not like it... i ride hard and fast through rugged country and sometimes i end up in a puddle!
hopefully, noone gets a flat. that kind of riding can be hard on tires I got a spare in the closet.......
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im good at fixing flats... a gentle ride through grassy meadows is always nicew too
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im good at fixing flats... a gentle ride through grassy meadows is always nicew too
I know where a creek is at.......
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lol.... man after my own heart
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Yeah just call me McE D's cause I'm loving it......
 
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i want a big mac with extra saucey!
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Sexercise
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Two sauce containers CUMMING right up......
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lol..... i love this place. youre all a bunch of sh*itz and i get to be as mad/glad/bad as i want... within reason of course
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lol..... i love this place. youre all a bunch of sh*itz and i get to be as mad/glad/bad as i want... within reason of course well.... If you want to get naughty....... we have to go to a different room so the other customers don't throw a fit......
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sorry sweet link.... i prefer my sausage in person and not the naughty net
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sorry sweet link.... i prefer my sausage in person and not the naughty net
I'll make it TO GO!!!!!!!!
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