A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken
to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some
rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his
friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the chicken fell into the mud hole.

The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched
over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull
yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.


Now.....the moral of this story is.....

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up
chicks.

Naw ya just need a big hole to put it in lmao.

Funny, when a chick says that.....

Wishing there were more hot chicks like these.... the studs would never
be idle...

Bless these grand canyons

I really like this one-It cracked me up! Keep it coming....
Without the horse and chicks-LOL