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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 48
purplecat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 06:55 PM
yawn ygh, ya I did tooo much today.....

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 03/18/08 07:07 PM
ZOMG SEXAY PURPLE CAT! laugh

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Tue 03/18/08 07:27 PM
DD
My computer is running like shioooootttt!!!explode explode explode

RainbowTrout's photo
Tue 03/18/08 07:38 PM
Dear Diary,
I have just discovered that my little dog, Sissy is juat as fond of Lay's sour cream and onion patoto chips as I am. laugh

purplecat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 08:54 PM

ZOMG SEXAY PURPLE CAT! laugh



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN ITS CLOUDY !!!!!!!!!!!!
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

bigsmile smokin

purplecat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 08:56 PM

DD
My computer is running like shioooootttt!!!explode explode explode



oooh runny schit
sounds bad.....AND messy.....noway
<<<----passes Fresh the Pink stuff
noway flowerforyou

purplecat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 09:11 PM
Woke up this morning, started to sneeze
I had a cigarette and a cup of tea
I looked in the mirror what did I see
A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees
I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes
I had another sneeze and I blew my nose
I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest
I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed
Surely there must be a way
For me to change the shape I'm in
Dissatisfied is what I am
I want to be a better man

Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman

Woke up this morning, what did I see
A big black cloud hanging over me
I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
The news was so bad that I fell out of bed
There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
Got to be a Superman to survive
Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills
I'm such a wreck but I'm staying alive

[Look in the paper, what do I see,
Robbery, violence, insanity.]

Hey girl we've got to get out of this place
There's got to be something better than this
I need you, but I hate to see you this way
If I were Superman then we'd fly away
I'd really like to change the world
And save it from the mess it's in
I'm too weak, I'm so thin
I'd like to fly but I can't even swim

Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:27 PM
trouble has made it in bigsmile

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Tue 03/18/08 11:39 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh sh*t Im a butter head!!!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:39 PM
hello butter head I am fred

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Tue 03/18/08 11:40 PM
Fred the head???smokin

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:41 PM
:wink: flowerforyou

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Tue 03/18/08 11:43 PM
Dear diary.....I think Im going to say that in all the threads tonight!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:44 PM
huh

scotty1964's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:44 PM
a new pic gyps? now i gotta perm you again..laugh and i hope that one pic is still there:tongue:
hey oc how are yasmokin

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:44 PM
why hello scotty and chevy whats up

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Tue 03/18/08 11:45 PM
try not to perm me shazzzzzzzzam!!! I have crazy hair as it is!!!noway laugh drinker

hey oc and chevy!!glasses

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:46 PM
glasses

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Tue 03/18/08 11:46 PM
<-----stabs purple in the toes with a crochet hook!!!devil devil devil

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/18/08 11:46 PM
gypsy leave peoples toes alone

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