Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 48 | |
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ygh, ya I did tooo much today.....
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ZOMG SEXAY PURPLE CAT!
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DD
My computer is running like shioooootttt!!! |
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Dear Diary,
I have just discovered that my little dog, Sissy is juat as fond of Lay's sour cream and onion patoto chips as I am. |
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ZOMG SEXAY PURPLE CAT! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN ITS CLOUDY !!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DD My computer is running like shioooootttt!!! oooh runny schit sounds bad.....AND messy..... <<<----passes Fresh the Pink stuff |
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Woke up this morning, started to sneeze
I had a cigarette and a cup of tea I looked in the mirror what did I see A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes I had another sneeze and I blew my nose I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed Surely there must be a way For me to change the shape I'm in Dissatisfied is what I am I want to be a better man Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman Superman Superman I want to be like Superman I want to be like Superman Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman Woke up this morning, what did I see A big black cloud hanging over me I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead The news was so bad that I fell out of bed There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike Got to be a Superman to survive Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills I'm such a wreck but I'm staying alive [Look in the paper, what do I see, Robbery, violence, insanity.] Hey girl we've got to get out of this place There's got to be something better than this I need you, but I hate to see you this way If I were Superman then we'd fly away I'd really like to change the world And save it from the mess it's in I'm too weak, I'm so thin I'd like to fly but I can't even swim Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman Superman Superman I want to be like Superman Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman |
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trouble has made it in
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh sh*t Im a butter head!!!
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hello butter head I am fred
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Fred the head???
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Dear diary.....I think Im going to say that in all the threads tonight!!!
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a new pic gyps? now i gotta perm you again.. and i hope that one pic is still there
hey oc how are ya |
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why hello scotty and chevy whats up
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try not to perm me shazzzzzzzzam!!! I have crazy hair as it is!!!
hey oc and chevy!! |
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<-----stabs purple in the toes with a crochet hook!!!
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gypsy leave peoples toes alone
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