Irish Humor:
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1.)What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A bachelor.

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2.)Deffinition of an Irish husband:

He has'nt kissed his wife in tweenty years,
but will kill any man who does.
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3.) Courtship is a time during which the girl decides whether she can do better of not.

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4.)Dinny was standing in the street the other day when an English chap came up to him and said,

"I say old chap,could you show me the way to the nearest boozer?"

Says Dinny,hopefully... "Your looking at him".


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5.) An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of corse, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver,"where have you been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of corse" slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening".

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding
his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"





"Oh thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there,
I thought I'd gone deaf."
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hehehe, funny letters

but I have a question, why are these jokes always mean to a certain party? (blondes, women, men, IRISH)

Irish humor- title says it all...