one day jack set out across the desert looking for an answer to existance,
well he was on his trusty camel, and had been traveling for some time,
and in need of some release, so he got off of the camel and went round the back,
well the moment he cupped the back end of the camel, the camel turned her head,
well he could not do it with the camel watching, so he gave up
a few days later he thought to himself that he would have another go,
well he thought that the camel would have forgot,
so he got down off of the camel again, and went round the back,
and he cupped her behind again, and yet again she turned her head and faced him,
and he thought bloody hell cant do it with her watching so gave up,
well a few weeks went passed, and he came across a shed in the middle of no where,
so he tied his camel up, and went in to explore,
and inside was this lovely drop dead gorgeous blonde girl, must of been no older than twenty five,
stood there wearing next to nothing, and gagging for it as much as he was,
well she turned to him, and said "that if there was anything that she could do then he only had to ask" and as she said it she winked,
well that was all jack needed to hear, and he quickly asked her to go out back with him, and once they got there
he said hold this bloody camels head will you