She Started It by Ron H.

I swear I’m innocent of the charges at hand
I may look guilty, and I understand
The smile on my face hints at no remorse
I had an accomplice, it’s her fault of course

Don’t blame me for falling in love
I cannot be helped if I’m thinking of
Getting in trouble, so I must admit
She started it, she started it!

I’d beg for mercy, but I’m sure that won’t fly
With that grin on my face and a gleam in my eye
The jury can see that I’m guilty as charged
But the one who’s to blame is still at large

I stand before you and I’m just as shocked
I’m so caught up in this, and my world’s been rocked
Blindsided by beauty, entranced by her wit
She started it, she started it!

The proverbial lock, the proverbial key
The proverbial book should be thrown right at me
My one last request to the judge I must tell:
“Make sure when you catch her she’s put into my cell”

What will happen to me in the end
When the hands of justice descend
Will she blame me, or will she admit
She started it, she started it!

Can't help but laugh cause I love it! You rock!

I like ,,,,, Job well done,

Thanks to both of you!

It was mostly written at about 5am while riding around on a machine pulling orders at work. I had the lines in my head and couldn't wait til break time to get them down!

I like it.......

Sometimes He starts it too ya know...lol...

thanks, wendy!