Topic: WHY ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?
uk1971's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:38 PM
Here are some comebacks:

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.


Bonus reply for Single Mothers: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

bigsmile glasses

soffit's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:40 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh happy drinker smokin

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:41 PM
Because I'm not doing that againlaugh laugh laugh laugh

ramie2983's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:42 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:42 PM

Because I'm not doing that againlaugh laugh laugh laugh


Ditto....

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, I'm an idiot.

And maybe that's true, anyway, but this is one subject where the lesson stuck in my head!


DTHRomeo's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:46 PM
Cuz i got divorced ... bigsmile laugh laugh laugh

Pretty funny UK drinker

19mike66's photo
Sun 03/16/08 09:47 PM
marriage has to be great... i have friends who have done it 2 or 3 times