Topic: WHAT A MAN WANTS
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Sun 03/16/08 09:20 PM
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says
"I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."
He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says:
"What do you want, fat-head?"
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says,
"Why did you call him that?"
"I'll tell you why,"
says the dad.
"There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight p*ssy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

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Sun 03/16/08 09:29 PM
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