DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

This one is for everyone who...
a) Had kids
b) Has kids
c) Is going to have kids
d) Knows a kid
e) Was a kid


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I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.


I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.


I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied,"What happened to my snot???"