Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if
He tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Then tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English.

aint this a kick in the ________!!!

next comes the breathing tax..... then the sex tax

i completely agree!!!

WHOOT WHOOT

And I still have to "press 1" for English.


What does this have to do with anything?? So what if you have to press one for english. Every country in the world including us offers other language options for ease of contacting an organization. We should be and more than just spanish too.

You are welcome to move to another country you like better.

Luggage is usually on sale this time of the year.

more tax on the sackx

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the point is taxes do not help the economy

but no one is mentioning the standard

living conditions of 100 yrs neither

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what was the life expectancy 100 yrs ago

how many paved roads

hospitals libraries parks

what was the pollution rate

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yes overtaxed but need some common middle ground somwhere

and the home of the brave... i say screw moving kick em out

Ummm, that part was funny, ya know, ha ha? But that is beside the point I shouldn't have to be asked that question.

I have a better idea....
Lets not pay for all the people that refuse to take care of themselves.

in the days of the depression when the majority of america couldnt pay its taxes the goverment had to forgive them all.....thats where were headed now.....the taxes on the land i live on are so high that no way could u live off the land and pay your taxes..... let alone buy groceries........

Defense, infrastructure, police, fire, emergency services. These I am more than willing to pay for. The rest of the things the government spends money on I am not. The government is not supposed to provide cradle to grave safety nets for everyone.

Provide for the general welfare does not equal welfare state.

Most of those people are in prison already.

if freedom isnt free then what is?

What your finger doesn't press 1 well or what? We are in a time now that we are world wide now. America is part of a global community, we must move forward into this global state of communication.

these two hands built many a bridge , skyscraper , jail , airport.....after u get yer bridges skyscrapers and jails built....then come back and argue your perspective.....lol...about infrastructure....as for defending ourself....well when the time comes dont worry....we<america> will step up.......with or without goverment help.....

god bless

Freedom comes with responsibilities. I know someone famous said it once but I do not remember. They said Freedom is not free, it is full of responsibilities.

such as