An old man and his wife were laying in bed one night and she turned to him and said: Honey when I die will you get remarried?
He replied: well of coarse sweatheart I don't want to spend the rest of my days lonely. She said well will ya'll live in this house? He replied: well shure baby I don't want to start another morgage this late in my life. She said well will ya'll sleep in this bed? He replied: well shure honey this bed is good on my back and hips. By this time she was getting upset! She said well I suppose shes going to use my golf clubs to! He replied: well hell no shes left handed!

he got caught