If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it, then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want, then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies, then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally and perpetually, then buy a dog.

People - especially those you may choose to share you life with - are not 'Made To Order'.

I did.....and I am still missing something..

Just buy me..I can do all that and more!

Promises, promises ...

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....

My x gf was named Rebecca I alwas called her bexster

BUT A CAT!!



Awwwww, c'mon, be honest ... you thought I was gonna say Marry a Man! Admit it!

((lastman))
Hope it ended amicably ...

Yeah it did!

See, Rebeccas arent that bad ... well ... they arent bad at all ... rather good, I'd have to say - where it matters

Gotta love Alaska

Still have the Gawd - awful mud flats in Beluga Bay???

See, Rebeccas arent that bad ... well ... they arent bad at all ... rather good, I'd have to say - where it matters

You have never met my dog,she shoves me off the bed and she snores worse than I do,its her dang remote,and she hates it when I get up to go to work at all hours of the night,and what really iratates me is I have to ask her permission to get in my own gun case to get out my guns even to clean them.And god forbide if I bring another animal in her house.The fight is on.

The female ***** - An anomaly of epic proportions! Common enough there is no one doesnt recognize her - while running the other way.

I dont run.It is not worth it.She would just give me a sore arse when she bites me

That's not mud, dear. That's glacial silt - very big difference. Also, Beluga Point is in the Turnagain Arm inlet - where the tide is so extremely fast, it comes in in a huge, violent wave. Beautiful country - and deadly - I take it you've visited?

A wise man would best be sharpening his weapons, I take it.
The vision of you running from your own dog ... hahaha
The cartoon version works for me.

I need a dog ...

I love my dog...I can share evil plans with him such as TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! Uh...disregard this, carry on...nothing to see here people!