After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo
of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously
asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to
be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

She whispers in his ear

'That's me before the surgery.'

whew that would be tuff lol

LMAO that would be so damn funny to do to someone............