BLIND COWBOY
>>>
>>>
>>> An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
>>>
>>> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>>>
>>> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
>>> hear a blonde joke?"
>>>
>>> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
>>> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I
>>> think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
>>> five things:
>>>
>>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>>>
>>> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>>>
>>> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
>>> karate.
>>>
>>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
>>> lifter.
>>>
>>> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>>>
>>> "Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
>>> joke?"
>>>
>>> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>>>
>>> "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

LMAO

oooo

damn he is ballsy