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Topic: Does Hat Size Matter In A Relationship?
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Mon 03/10/08 06:06 PM
Just wondering. I know a lot of people think there's a link between cranial capacity and intelligence, but the evidence is sketchy at best.

I certainly wouldn't want to date anyone who had the same hat size as my parents, though; that's just gross and disgusting and sick and perverted and evil and filthy.

I don't have kids, but if I did, I wouldn't date anyone who had the same hat size as my kids. Even if my kids had the exact same hat size as me. Because you have to draw the line somewhere.

My dog doesn't have the same hat size as me. In fact, my dog doesn't even wear a hat. In fact, I don't even have a dog. But if I did, and if he wore a hat, and if he wore the same hat size as me, I wouldn't want to date him, or that Afghan Hound down the street, either. Some things are just wrong.

Not to mention the whole issue of shoe size. Some people think you can tell how mature a person is by how long or wide their feet are, or by how bent-up and knuckly their toes are....


evilolive's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:08 PM
i love you

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:09 PM
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DrX's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:09 PM
you seriously, need to just walk away..walk away

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:10 PM
But cranial capacity has no bearing on being smart. But if a woman had the same size head as me, it'd look pretty damn freaky!

willy_cents's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:11 PM
I don't know....I understand women prefer men with a size 48 shirt and a 2-ott hat with a drawstringnoway noway

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Mon 03/10/08 06:12 PM
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Mon 03/10/08 06:14 PM

I don't know....I understand women prefer men with a size 48 shirt and a 2-ott hat with a drawstringnoway noway


Willy, I suspect that may be more of a regional thing....

I mean, I really really hope it is....

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Mon 03/10/08 06:15 PM
Stand up.. Put your hands behind your head..and back away from the keyboard.

lilith401's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:15 PM
But I would love to have more shoes to add to my collection.

Plus I like the stretchy hats and caps. What does that make me?

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Mon 03/10/08 06:16 PM

But I would love to have more shoes to add to my collection.

Plus I like the stretchy hats and caps. What does that make me?


Let me field this one....
A woman?

mssilverfox's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:16 PM
I think you have us thinking on this one Lex drinker

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:17 PM


But I would love to have more shoes to add to my collection.

Plus I like the stretchy hats and caps. What does that make me?


Let me field this one....
A woman?


God I hope she's a woman, cause it'd ruin a fantasy or two out there!

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Mon 03/10/08 06:17 PM
well, I don't know for certain, but, How many guys on here match that criteria, and how many of us guys without dates don't measure up to that criteria? I mean, all us single guys might have one or the other, but, don't see any single guys on here with both. anyone on here know a single guy with a size 48 shirt and a 2-ott hat with a drawstring?laugh laugh

ladyblack67's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:17 PM
back away slowly, this hat is OFF LIMITS!

ladyblack67's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:18 PM
back away slowly, this hat is OFF LIMITS!

lilith401's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:19 PM
Yes! I'm a woman.... geesh. Don't tell me you guys don't like the adjustable stretchy caps and knit hats too.

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:20 PM

Yes! I'm a woman.... geesh. Don't tell me you guys don't like the adjustable stretchy caps and knit hats too.


About as much as I need unwanted and unneeded rectal surgery.

willy_cents's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:20 PM

Yes! I'm a woman.... geesh. Don't tell me you guys don't like the adjustable stretchy caps and knit hats too.




I like them on womenlove but on a guy????? ewwwwwwwwwgrumble

wickedlluccy's photo
Mon 03/10/08 06:20 PM

Stand up.. Put your hands behind your head..and back away from the keyboard.


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AAAHHH yeah....gotta be the most bizzare post I've ever seen in a serious advice Tpic group......are you sure we are talkin bout hatsnoway noway noway noway noway noway noway

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