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Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:25 PM
This is an old one I saw a wino eating grapes I was like Dude you have to wait

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 03/13/08 06:26 PM


ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:27 PM
My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:27 PM
ok that was rediculous lol

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 03/13/08 06:28 PM


steelersgirltina Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 4792	Thu 03/13/08 06:29 PM
nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:29 PM
nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand settle for Jameson?

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:29 PM Edited by ObscureLight on Thu 03/13/08 06:29 PM
.. I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit ...

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Thu 03/13/08 06:31 PM
yayyy I'm back finally after 2 days of no CPU ((((Tina))))) (((Liz)))) (((Sprite)))

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Thu 03/13/08 06:32 PM
Someone once asked me if I smoked after sex.. I told 'em, I dunno, I never looked

steelersgirltina Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 4792	Thu 03/13/08 06:32 PM
nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand settle for Jameson? actually i was wanting to try sumin different ..

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 03/13/08 06:32 PM
nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand I am so ready to party this weekend! I just unintentionally hurt someone I think. Therefore making me sad. And now island is leaving. And Chris is bummed. Wwhat a freakin night! And u have a headache ! sheesh!!!!! Glad Im going to bed soon since I have to get up in a short time. Less time to dwell.

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:34 PM
nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand settle for Jameson? actually i was wanting to try sumin different .. <-------passes Steelers the bottle

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Thu 03/13/08 06:34 PM
I'm gonna be gone this weekend too..drivin' 10 hours north to the middle of nowhere to do some ice fishin and ski-dooing and drinkin' and tokin' lol

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:35 PM
Someone once asked me if I smoked after sex.. I told 'em, I dunno, I never looked

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:36 PM
... wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... ...........add a backpack and its like a midget trying to take you down

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Thu 03/13/08 06:36 PM
How come we don't call winos alcoholics like we do the rest of the drunks??

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 03/13/08 06:38 PM
((((animal)))) jumps on wayward bartender & smothers his face in kisses

ObscureLight Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 5410	Thu 03/13/08 06:39 PM
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. Mitch Hedberg

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Thu 03/13/08 06:40 PM
((((animal)))) jumps on wayward bartender & smothers his face in kisses wow what a greeting