An elderly couple were lying in their bed after sleeping
well through the night.

Apon waking the husband reached over and touched his wife.

The wife said- "Don't touch me".

The husband said- "Why don't you want me to touch you?"

The wife said- "I'm dead!"

The husband looked at her funny and said- "Your not dead!" Reached over and playfully touched her again.

Once again the wife said- "Don't touch me."

The husband sits up in bed and says- "For crying out loud
woman- your not dead! What makes you think your dead?"

The wife looks over at her husband and says...
"I have to be dead...When I woke up this morning...











Nothing hurt!"

Hi MsTeddy

(((((((Jeb)))))))