Topic: things I wonder about
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Sat 03/08/08 08:59 AM
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

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Sat 03/08/08 08:59 AM
how come at a garage sale u cant buy the garage?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:00 AM
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:01 AM
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?


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Sat 03/08/08 09:02 AM
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:02 AM
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:03 AM

wonder why some think spelling something wrong changes the meaning of the word

insert head scratching emoticon here



sometimes it does huh



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Sat 03/08/08 09:04 AM
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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Sat 03/08/08 09:05 AM
plant food of course

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Sat 03/08/08 09:05 AM
in the grading system why no e?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:09 AM
Who's the idiot that picked up a frog,licked it's back and discovered it can make you high?

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Sat 03/08/08 09:11 AM
WHO named are days of the week?

Seven day evangelists,?lol

If wed. is hump day.
Then when is kiss day, or hug day?bigsmile


Why don't church's have a drive through.?

Why do you get asked OUT, just to stay in?

Why are all goodbyes,,,GOOD?
Why no SADBYE...?frown


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Sat 03/08/08 09:15 AM

who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt


oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...

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Sat 03/08/08 09:16 AM

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?



For the same reason that you turn the radio in the car down when your looking for an address...

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Sat 03/08/08 09:21 AM

in the grading system why no e?



because maybe they'd think it means excellent?huh

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Sat 03/08/08 09:23 AM


who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt


oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...
noway noway When I LEAVE this planet,,MINES GOING WITH ME.....lolnoway noway
bigsmile NO,,,,,IM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE EAT ME...:tongue:

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Sat 03/08/08 09:25 AM



who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt


oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...
noway noway When I LEAVE this planet,,MINES GOING WITH ME.....lolnoway noway
bigsmile NO,,,,,IM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE EAT ME...:tongue:


seriously...why is GOD'S NAME would you willing eat the ANUS of anything???

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Sat 03/08/08 09:27 AM



who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt


oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...
noway noway When I LEAVE this planet,,MINES GOING WITH ME.....lolnoway noway
bigsmile NO,,,,,IM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE EAT ME...:tongue:



I dunno....when your gone...your gone...

They can bury me buns up and use my a$$ for a bike rack, for all I care.

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Sat 03/08/08 09:31 AM




who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt


oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...
noway noway When I LEAVE this planet,,MINES GOING WITH ME.....lolnoway noway
bigsmile NO,,,,,IM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE EAT ME...:tongue:


seriously...why is GOD'S NAME would you willing eat the ANUS of anything???
True, and then I wonder WHY. Mountain Oysters.YUK
Brains, Pigs feet, tail, HEAD cheese, CHITLANDS, YUKY FU!!!!

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Sat 03/08/08 09:36 AM
probably stars !!!laugh