Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting mighty tired of it. He decided to ask a shrink what he should do. The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift. Two days before Christmas, Johnny’s dad asked him what he wanted. Johnny said, “I want one of those damned Teddy Bears laying right here beside me when I wake up Christmas morning. Then, when I go downstairs, I want to see a f*cking train set going around the damned tree. Then when I go outside, I want to see a f*cking red bicycle leaning up against that dammed garage.”



So Christmas morning little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog crap. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog crap under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and sure enough, there was a huge pile of dog crap right beside the garage. He walked back inside with a curious look on his face and his dad smiled and asked, “So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?” Johnny replied, “I think I got a f*cking dog, but I can’t seem to find the son-of-a-b*tch.”

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