A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort
with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his
7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little
girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy
your ride with grandma?" "Oh yes, PaPa" the girl replied, "and do you know
what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy **** head anywhere we
went today!"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

thats a good one!