A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK,

BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,

SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE REPLIES

"YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

OH MAN..
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS,

"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE
POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY
ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".






SHE SAID "NO... I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

Well......okay.......hahaha........!

that one's funny lol

lmao

LOL dumb ass dude!Talk about spill all the beans about yourself,LOL

I crack up every time i read that one!!!