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Topic: If you think life is bad
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 03/04/08 09:41 AM
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? * You only get laid once. * You only get eaten once. * It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. * You share your box with 11 other guys. * But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, Ooops. I mean day.

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Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Tue 03/04/08 10:03 AM
ha ha ha !!

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Poor eggs!

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plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Tue 03/04/08 12:04 PM
Life isn't that bad. What would make life more intresting is: some new jokes and funny stories and repeats.

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harrypotter2 Joined Sun 09/23/07 Posts: 668	Tue 03/04/08 01:45 PM
Life isn't that bad. What would make life more intresting is: some new jokes and funny stories and repeats. Some of us haven't seen these jokes before and don't have the time to check back. Well done uk. keep up the good work.

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