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Silentrob Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 1790	Sun 03/02/08 09:13 PM
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Sun 03/02/08 09:13 PM
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

vegasgirl2007 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3748	Sun 03/02/08 09:14 PM
that's wrong

Derek_03 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 576	Sun 03/02/08 09:14 PM
Thats the best one yet!!!!

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Sun 03/02/08 09:14 PM
but

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Sun 03/02/08 09:15 PM
damn..

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 03/02/08 09:15 PM


hunter870 Joined Fri 01/26/07 Posts: 772	Sun 03/02/08 09:18 PM


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PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sun 03/02/08 09:24 PM
" Dig A Big Ditch & Bury The B*tch!!

Kickinbooty Joined Sun 10/08/06 Posts: 114	Sun 03/02/08 09:35 PM
That was sick...Yet funny asHell...Good One!

RoxyMusicFan Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 177	Sun 03/02/08 09:36 PM

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