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forget the booger here's a turd
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Then I had a bumper sticker that said "I love animals, they're delicious!" But I got tired of beating the hell out of birkinstock wearing, c*ck s*cking, pot smoking, little liberal f*ggot punk ass, tree hugging college c*nts that I caught vandalizing my truck. I mean I don't vandalize their cars with their bob marley and rainbow freedom and outdated john kerry stickers. Wtf? |
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you just constantly suck, don't you.
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Only for little towners!
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hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?
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have an ass jelly ice cream cone
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"How many believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand!"
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Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out
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I got one that says "you can run but you can't hide!"
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my kid wants to be president. i told him to aim higher
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Did I offend you? Well how 'bout that.
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We got a coworker whose a 7th day adventist always preaching to the rest of us how to live our lives. I stuck a bumper sticker on his jeep that read "Never trust a preacher with a boner." yeah he was angry.
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The sign says yield, not give up.
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Oooooo I'm sorry, that mustve hurt!
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Phalen math, english too!
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I always wanted to have one made that read -- I brake for butterflies and snowballs.
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