So I went out to a bar night and there was a UFC fight on the TVs. Some drunk guy starts talking to me. Then he decided to actually start shoving me to provoke me to wrestle with him so he could... and I quote "put me on my back"
I left the bar. Where do u guys come up with this crap??

He sounds like an idiot to me. Real men don't do that.

i was at a bar one night this was several yrs ago, and this guy kept trying to pick me up and i didnt realize who he was, and he had been drinking , and mention where i lived and i looked at him and thinking how did he know, and then i looked at him again..(funny) the idiot was my landlords husband he was trying to pick me up....
the next day i went to pay my rent and he was there but he of course totally ignored me and was playing a game with his son. i felt like telling his wife what he was trying to do, but i didnt...

it has to be the single worst "pick up" I have ever seen

I concur.

Don't Drink and "Drive"

Wow what a real idiot Jill...I would just show you a few moves that would end up with my arms around you while whispering in your ear

Don't judge him too harshly, he's probably only allowed out of the Home for the Terminally Idiotic at weekends.

*scratches off his lines or tonight list*

awww thanks lol

OMG .. tooo funny