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...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table. ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...government bonds they take so long to mature. ...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. ...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.  
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this one rocked my socks
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I beg to differ! LOL
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...Im sure glad your jokes are usually quite funny
, cause the mean-headed nature of this one is tip toe-in over that line...we shut a femminazi down last night for postin just such a thing ...we love your funny stuff, please dont post things on a dating site that would cause us to alienate you ...this is a dating site...and the hand that rocks the cradle (or makes the bed ) does rule the world.....tread softly my dear!
 ~wicked~
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yikes... That was harsh. |
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