Topic: Male Stages of Life
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Sun 03/02/08 08:38 AM
AGE DRINK

17 - beer
25 - vodka
35 - scotch
48 - double scotch
66 - Maalox


AGE SEDUCTION LINE

17 - My parents are away for the weekend.
25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 - My wife is away for the weekend.
66 - My second wife is dead.


AGE FAVORITE SPORT

17 - sex
25 - sex
35 - sex
48 - sex
66 - napping


AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - "tongue"
25 - "breakfast"
35 - "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 - "Got home alive."


AGE FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - getting to third
25 - airplane sex
35 - menage a trois
48 - taking the company public
66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave


AGE FAVORITE HOUSE PET

17 - roaches
25 - stoned-out college roommate
35 - German Shepherd
48 - children from his first marriage
66 - Barbie


AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 48
48 - 66
66 - 17



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Sun 03/02/08 08:51 AM
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Sun 03/02/08 08:52 AM
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