TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
11. Selena is dead.

11 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
11. There is no such thing as SCHRIMPS. SHRIMP, is both the singular &
plural for the creature you order in your scampi and ****tail from Red
Lobster.

11 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional whoopin' helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
11. NBA is for blacks, SOCCER is for Hispanics, GOLF is for whitey

OMG!!!!! Elvis is dead???

No, tell me it isn't true............













Rap is here to stay?






LMAO

oh lordie..........

9. An occasional whoopin' helps a child stay in line.


umm...exactly how occasional? lmfao

ELIVS IS DEAD!? OMG! I just talked to him, yesterday! He was at our
family Christmas party! LMAOFOTF!

Awwww very good one Morena too cute lol

Too Funny!

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

keep sending in those giggles!!!

morena.. that's great. thanks for the smile. really needed it.

I was lmfao until she said Elvis was dead

awesome morena! and so true! except Elvis, he's my neighbor.......