Topic: Yo Mama | |
---|---|
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
|
|
|
|
your mama's so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!! lol
|
|
|
|
Yo Momma so Fat she's got 3 full course happy meals stuck in various
cracks & rolls around her body..... |
|
|
|
your momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinkin on the
job. your momma so stupidx she tripped on a cordless phone. mommas so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio you were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom. your momma so fat shes on both sides of the family tree. your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
|
|
|
yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she literally sits
AROUND the house... yo mama's so fat, she asked me how i felt about her..and i said like this *holds her arms out barely patting with her fingertips* |
|
|
|
your moma is so fat, that when she was in her classroom
she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!!! |
|
|
|
You guys are killin' me -- my tummy hurts! LOL
|
|
|
|
yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
|
|
|
|
yo momma so fat when she walks ,her booty claps.
|
|
|
|
yo momma so fat when she walks ,her booty claps.
|
|
|
|
yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the tv to watch the couch lol
yo mama's so nasty, the contestants on fear factor wouldn't eat her..lol yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom...lmao yo mama's so fat, the equator is her safety belt lol |
|
|
|
yo moma is so cheap, she doesn't pay attention !!!
|
|
|
|
yo mama's so poor, her next level up is "POVERTY"
|
|
|
|
your mommas glasses are soo thick she can see into the furure.
|
|
|
|
LOL good ones guys and ladies ty
|
|
|
|
Yo momma so nasty that her **** is glad to escape.
|
|
|
|
Yo momma so nasty that her s.h.i.t is glad to escape.
|
|
|
|
your momma's so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out of
her a** |
|
|