i looked outside my back door today and notice my neighbor heading towards his dog kennel with plastic bag and pooper scooper in hand,off to do the joyful job off scooping poop i snickered to myself for i am not one to scoop a da poop... some how i felt that this was sort of retribution,because those dogs have been caged up since my son and i have moved here..
imagine being a dog locked in a cage on top of a concrete pad,no ground to dig holes in,no chance to chase a squirrel,piss on a bush,poop in your neighbors yard,wait a minute im the neighbor well i'll just be silently thankful for that one
then my mind went a wandering as it often does and i thought to myself other than being caged up and all that a dog's life might not be so bad so,i took it one step farther and thought maybe that's how i'll approach this dating site thing
so i'm looking for a woman who will keep my cage(house)clean
make sure my bowls are filled with food and beverage of my choice and pet me every once in a while,in return i will give her affection and loyalty and a good licking every now and then ..i do not have fleas i dont chase cars with pretty women but i do enjoy a good scratching in areas i cant reach,i will not pee on the bushes o.k i might and i wont poop in the neighbors yard well maybe depends on how big of an azz hole he is
you will never have to follow me around with a plastic bag because im already house broken and i havent been neutered so i will hump your leg every once in a while cause thats what dogs do..im a good guard dog and i dont mind if you give me a bath at least once a week..so if this is the kind of dog/man you may be interested in e-mail me and we'll see...

::cheers and whistles::: 10 points for randomness!

That was an amusing read.

cute

like revlon... just my style...lol

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