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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fools!" |
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so so bad!!!
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it's fun to play jkes on our kids.
my son had the hiccups and i told him to drink pickle juice...he never forgave me but it was funny i still want to find a round room and tell a child they have 5 seconds to get in a corner |
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so so bad!!! You have to admit, it could have been ALOT worst I'm just warming up |
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so so bad!!! You have to admit, it could have been ALOT worst I'm just warming up lmao this is true... |
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it's fun to play jkes on our kids. my son had the hiccups and i told him to drink pickle juice...he never forgave me but it was funny i still want to find a round room and tell a child they have 5 seconds to get in a corner I love pickle juice with a little vodka |
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it's fun to play jkes on our kids. my son had the hiccups and i told him to drink pickle juice...he never forgave me but it was funny i still want to find a round room and tell a child they have 5 seconds to get in a corner I love pickle juice with a little vodka lol haven't tried that |
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it's fun to play jkes on our kids. my son had the hiccups and i told him to drink pickle juice...he never forgave me but it was funny i still want to find a round room and tell a child they have 5 seconds to get in a corner I love pickle juice with a little vodka Or olive juice, a "dirty" martini. Good stuff lol haven't tried that |
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so so bad!!! You have to admit, it could have been ALOT worst I'm just warming up lmao this is true... Don't worry Princess, I'm not feeling like being "bad" tonight |
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Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad |
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=( Thats cruel. I used to baby-sit a little blind girl, I could never even think about doing that. She was so, so sad.
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Thats pretty messed up, funny as hell but messed up
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=( Thats cruel. I used to baby-sit a little blind girl, I could never even think about doing that. She was so, so sad. It was just a joke |
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=( Thats cruel. I used to baby-sit a little blind girl, I could never even think about doing that. She was so, so sad. It was just a joke It's still cruel. |
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A joke is a joke, they all COULD affend people. But come on lighten up
Its all in fun, right silentrob |
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