>WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>creatures?
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>Your last name stays put . The garage is all yours . Wedding plans take
>care of themselves . Chocolate is just another snack . You can be
>President . You can never be pregnant . You can wear a white T-shirt to
>a water park . You can wear NO shirt to a water park . Car mechanics
>tell you the truth . The world is your urinal . You never have to drive
>to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky . You
>don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt .
>Same work, more pay . Wrinkles add character . Wedding dress $5000 .
>Tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking
>to them . New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet . One mood
>all the time .
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>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . You know stuff about
>tanks . A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open
>all your own jars . You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness . If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
>be your friend .
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>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack . Three pairs of shoes are
>more than enough . You almost never have strap problems in public . You
>are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes . Everything on your face
>stays its original color . The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
>decades . You only have to shave your face and neck .
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>You can play with toys all your life . One wallet and one pair of shoes
>-- one color for all seasons . You can wear shorts no matter how your
>legs look . You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife . You have
>freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache .
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes .

Soooooooooooo True!!!

thats funny but in all seriousness, suicide rates among guys r 10 times higher than womens...

I'm always depressed,and I know I'm not that simple,especialy when I run out of coffee.

...such an accurate depiction they have it almost as easy as a dogs life........Lucky Pups that they R.........





~wicked~

I feel sad sometimes but most of the time I feel great

Cause we masterbate alot. Try it girls you'll see.