Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE
THERE!!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
Bathroom
Scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.... Please pray for him.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.

That's what the minister said
in my wedding durring the vows...

I wonder if he could see the future?...