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>A man left the following letter at home for his wife to find 'To My Dear
>Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
>54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
>you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
>will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
>with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be
>upset, I shall be home before midnight.' When the man came home late that
>night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: 'My Dear
>Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
>being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
>that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
>be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
>assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
>years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
>math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
>one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
>18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
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