A woman stuck her head into a hair salon and asked, "How long
before I
can get a wash & curl?'
The beautician looked around the salon full of customers and said,
"about 2 hours.' The woman left.
A few days later, the same woman stuck her head in the door and
asked, '
how long before I can get a wash & curl?'
The beautician looked around at the salon and said,"
about 3 hours.' The woman left.
A week later, the same woman stuck her head in the salon and asked,
'
How long before I can get a wash & curl?'
The beautician looked around the salon and said, "about a hour and
a
half.' The woman left.
The beautician turned to her girlfriend and said, "Hey Juanita, do
me a
favor.
Follow that woman and see where she goes. She keeps asking how long
she
has to wait for a wash & curl, but then she doesn't ever come
back.'

A little while later, Juanita returned to the salon, laughing
hysterically. The beautician asked, 'So, where does that woman go
when
she leaves?'
Juanita looked up, wiped the tears from her eyes and said, 'Your
man's
house!'

not funny