Topic: What men would do if they had a vagina for a day | |
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. |
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never leave home???
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I just wouldnt ever leave the house. There's so many things to try sticking in it.
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hey....welcome to the world of women
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Never have to pay for drinks again.
Have thier pick of who they go home with. Be an asshole once a month and have a justifialbe excuse. Have the control over sex enough to say not tonight hunney I have a head ache (yea right!! we'd still giddy-up right guys?) and yes yellowrose.......never leave home..... |
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never leave home??? we still the to go out for beer ........... no wait uhhh nevermind |
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never leave home??? we still the to go out for beer ........... no wait uhhh nevermind see...that's a man....women would have the beer already there |
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never leave home??? we still the to go out for beer ........... no wait uhhh nevermind lol so true, so true, we'd phone our partner and ask if they could bring it home (and if the women all had a penis-we'd hope they wouldnt forget the beer<---goes both ways lol) |
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. |
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omg, I'm FALLING OVER!!! |
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I just wouldnt ever leave the house. There's so many things to try sticking in it. Okay, that's just scary. |
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